Anonymous: uh masturbating with dildos is a sign that you're just repressing your attraction to men :/

obscuruslupa:

siphersaysstuff:

brinconvenient:

tigersmilk:

thehoneyinthelion:

you’re really doing dildos a disservice here they are clearly superior like

for one thing i’ve never had one hop out of a drawer to give me its fucking idiotic opinions 

lmao according to anon, men and dildos are the exact same thing

NOT ALL DILDOES …

If I can play dildo’s advocate here…

Way to strawdildo my opinion man

posted 2 hours ago with 33,670 notes
ravethenightaway:

cexually:

zachunamatata:

what the fuck did i just watch i dont


WHAT THE FUCK

0.o

ravethenightaway:

cexually:

zachunamatata:

what the fuck did i just watch i dont

WHAT THE FUCK

0.o


posted 4 hours ago with 101,945 notes

agildedheart:

brilliant street art


posted 6 hours ago with 11,253 notes

deprofundisclamoadte:

hornswaggler:

Training session that consists of Clint beating everyone at dodgeball

I enjoy this

he nails natasha in the head and everybody freezes in terror

they have to coax him down from the rafters hours later

"it’s ok, she’s gone"

"NO SHE ISN’T SHE’S JUST WAITING"


posted 8 hours ago with 49,887 notes

gelphie:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???


posted 10 hours ago with 201,273 notes

missjessicasmith:

itseasytoremember:

Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed

I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.


posted 12 hours ago with 230,984 notes
lacklusterlindsay:

Never have I seen a more accurate post.

lacklusterlindsay:

Never have I seen a more accurate post.


posted 14 hours ago with 67,260 notes

elisimogen:

hanktalkin:

DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEBER HOW DARK THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY WAS.

filed under: childrens movies that shouldn’t have been childrens movies


posted 16 hours ago with 485,929 notes
hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this


posted 1 day ago with 151,668 notes

definitionofdisney:

Words can’t describe my love for this post ^


posted 1 day ago with 34,248 notes

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

image


posted 1 day ago with 507,781 notes

janet-snakeholes:

Product Placement


posted 1 day ago with 21,538 notes

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 


posted 1 day ago with 344,065 notes

superwholokid:

doctadonner:

queercorn:

seppin:

Idea: “heterobaiting” where at first you think it’s a show about heteros but then suddenly everyone was secretly gay the whole time 

image

EVERY

image

MEMBER

image

OF

image

TORCHWOOD

image

Welcome to Torchwood, leave your heterosexuality at the door and come in


posted 1 day ago with 104,693 notes