alexinthetardis:

(Source: loveatomb)

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

fffcuk:

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

the post that ruined my life

guilty-daydreamer:

bluntasaurus-sex:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

my life is a lie.

“I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got married.”

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

(Source: asexual-not-a-sexual)

(Source: chadboseman)

tobias-is-the-man:

Endless List of beautiful people

↳ Ansel Elgort

troyesivan:

hunkyhowell:

I think Troye just ran off into your blog….

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IVE EVER SEEN EVER

secretly-misha:

sherlockedcumberbabe:

I’m basically the female version of Dean Winchester except I’m not attractive

hmm let’s see

• likes 80s rock
• classic cars
• sleeps 4 hours
• knows everything about supernatural things
• terrible self-esteem

yeah that’s about right.

(Source: enochianrebel)

yellowbrickrose:

you clever boy

and

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(Source: catchingupdates)

neverfeltsodead:

Nick: “You can’t repeat the past.”

Gatsby: “You can’t repeat the past? Of course you can.”

 The Great Gatsby (2013)

singularprincess:

WE CAN FIX THIS

WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO

i can see it now.