afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8
Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.

afangirlstreehouse:

hheath541:

Apple download - https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/aspire-news/id733163167?mt=8

Android download - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.collectiveray.aspire

I’m sorry - not my usual stuff - but this is incredibly important. Please share around. It could save someone’s life.


posted 10 minutes ago with 203,339 notes

the-fandoms-have-the-phone-box:

kisaragishintaro:

imagine a series where everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive so the plot focuses on people trying to cling to death because they dont want to go back to the world and live and have to put up with everything

so in this series instead of the usual “everyone dies” tragedy the problem becomes that “everyone lives”

WRITE A BOOK


posted 2 hours ago with 97,920 notes

roundworms:

how do i politely ask her to slam me against a wall and make out with me


posted 4 hours ago with 297,714 notes
fishingboatproceeds:


Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin. 
2. Do I really look like that illustration?

fishingboatproceeds:

Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin

2. Do I really look like that illustration?


posted 4 hours ago with 16,259 notes
'Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.'
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interupting bastard.
‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.

- John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)

posted 4 hours ago with 1,208 notes
egberts:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi


i thought they were like satyr hooves for a solid two minutes

egberts:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

i thought they were like satyr hooves for a solid two minutes


posted 6 hours ago with 53,196 notes

Do you ever just sometimes, for no reason at all, just find yourself sitting around and then like “oh wait yeah no I’m horny rn” and there is no easy solution so basically being horny sucks


posted 14 hours ago

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

image


posted 14 hours ago with 112,571 notes
phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 


posted 14 hours ago with 217,700 notes

henrybearthebear:

ligaments:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying

And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.


posted 14 hours ago with 250,158 notes

darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”


posted 16 hours ago with 434,692 notes
http://demisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/83679942435 →

commanderabutt:

dumblr-feminist:

theangrybisexual:

friendly reminder that bisexuality is attraction to same and other or two or more genders not “cis men and women”

*sigh* Gonna have to butt in here with semantics and once again FRIENDLY REMINDER BI is the prefix for TWO not…


posted 16 hours ago with 251 notes
sempiternal-heart:

ohmygodyou-areproposing:

when-fates-collide:

tbruiser:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:



I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.

#her character didn’t exist and when she auditioned the creators were like#no you get your own character#do whatever you want#all of her shit was improv (via liarassideboob)

Rachel Wilson for president

Rachel Wilson

sempiternal-heart:

ohmygodyou-areproposing:

when-fates-collide:

tbruiser:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

image

I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.

 (via liarassideboob)

Rachel Wilson for president

Rachel Wilson


posted 16 hours ago with 538,068 notes
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

posted 16 hours ago with 388,192 notes
Watching Forrest Gump cuz I accidentally skipped Social today

Watching Forrest Gump cuz I accidentally skipped Social today


posted 16 hours ago with 1 note