anomalousdata:

oreosforbreakfast:

ohaielly:

someone didn’t think this through.

Laughed for like 3 days.

You can see the exact moment where it realizes its mistake.

anomalousdata:

oreosforbreakfast:

ohaielly:

someone didn’t think this through.

Laughed for like 3 days.

You can see the exact moment where it realizes its mistake.


posted 1 hour ago with 651,753 notes

muchadoabouttruffles:

Okay, just here me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.


posted 3 hours ago with 113,467 notes

carryonmy-assbutt:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

image

you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when inexplicable crap like this represents a specific feeling in your soul

we do not speak about this feeling


posted 5 hours ago with 236,046 notes

hecticinsideofme:

lilfagbitch:

"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."

FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.

Excuse me whilst I erupt into tears.


posted 7 hours ago with 354,874 notes

validx2:

When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lectureimage


posted 9 hours ago with 149,412 notes

trappedinvacancy:

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”


posted 11 hours ago with 114,945 notes
palet-ea:

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

i want more of this

palet-ea:

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

i want more of this


posted 13 hours ago with 715,697 notes

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

posted 15 hours ago with 113,860 notes

Neuschwanstein Castle Schwangau, Germany


posted 1 day ago with 46,868 notes
rick astley somewhere out there in the gale singing

daftphoenix:

image


posted 1 day ago with 72,230 notes

larryoverload:

clestroying:

Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies

what do you mean “it’s 2013” that song was only released like two year-image

image

image


posted 1 day ago with 294,534 notes

totothelostboy:

acid—daze:

becomingtaylor:

This is so important

Wow


posted 1 day ago with 313,631 notes

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA


posted 1 day ago with 651,637 notes

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 


posted 1 day ago with 692,260 notes
iamhavingfun:

kindaradd:


“After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth. The labyrinth blows, but I choose it.”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE THEY REALLY MAKING A MOVIE

iamhavingfun:

kindaradd:

After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth. The labyrinth blows, but I choose it.”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ARE THEY REALLY MAKING A MOVIE


posted 1 day ago with 114,530 notes